Requiem for a Lightweight
On election night, Trump in the Oval Office was in mid-tweet
When Mike Pence entered with a look of defeat
“Mr. President, bad news and I’m not lying
We are getting beat by Kamala and sleepy Joe Biden.”
Melania stormed in yelling, “I’m packed and ready to go
I hate this place, I even voted for Joe.
The White House staff and Secret Service are now happy and serene
No more worries by you infecting them with Covid 19.”
Trump flew into a rage and screamed “I did not lose.
This result will not stand, it’s only fake news.
Biden’s transition I will shortly abort
I’m contesting this election in every state court.
To not have another four years here would be a pity
I’ve changed this country, like I did Atlantic City.”
Melania and Pence shrugged and silently withdrew
Leaving Trump to rant, pant and angrily stew.
Angry Trump supporters, now many in shock
Rushed to grab a Bible, flag and their glock
“Stop the Steal” they screamed as a raging mob
To threaten the lives of election officials who just did their job.
GOP cowards in Congress forgetting their constitutional duty
Supported crackpots efforts led by Rush, Hannity and Mayor Rudy.
300,000 Americans dead, nurses, hospitals and doctors overwhelmed
This is the nation we have sadly become.
Trump Pep Rally 2020 Campaign Notice
Debateamania by RNC
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Another edition of corporate communications run amok.
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Draft for a satire I was/am working on dealing with the inanities of corporate communications.
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I was working on a draft for a book (satire) that combined a Dilbert view of work plus examples of corporate communications. Shown below is a parody of a not untypical message from a company’s CEO announcing some bad news…