As I’ve gotten older, I find that I don’t care that much for other people’s opinions.
As I’ve gotten older, I find that other people really don’t care that much for my opinions either.
As I’ve gotten older, women don’t find me as attractive. When I say older, I meant over “my peak” at the age 5.
As years get longer, my Christmas list grows shorter.
Santa does not deliver my gifts climbing down the chimney; he packages them with my blood pressure medication deliveries.
The major difference between toys when I was young and today is that today’s children need no imagination in playing with them.
Compliments accompanied by the phrase “for a man your age” are brushed by backhand.
My memory is sharp like a tack; literally….
You won’t know what you’ll never know. You’ll never know what you won’t know. (For philosophy majors only.)
I have reached the age when I no longer have to worry about dying “before my time.”
Esot-eric 