Are you a Pickleball Elitist or Snob?

According to a recent article in dinkpickleball.com, if you can say “Yes” to five of their following criteria, you may be a pickleball snob:
1. You only play with “good” players
2. You own AT LEAST three paddles
3. You ask for full names so you can look up DUPRs
4. You say, “That’s how the pros play”
5. You scout ahead
6. You judge players by their paddle
7. You have a “Pickleball Coach”

I thought that was a rather pedestrian list so here’s my other signs that you just might be a pickleball snob:

  1. You have three or more indoor memberships
  2. You play with a different model paddle each day of the week
  3. You have a “Pickleball Coach”, dietician, trainer and therapist
  4. Joola designed a custom paddle for you
  5. You never feel it necessary to buy or bring pickleballs to the court for play
  6. You don’t tap paddles at end of games, you offer a dismissive wave to your opponents
  7. You judge players by the cars they pull up in
  8. You check your iPhone between points

What This Comedian Said Will Shock You by Bill Maher (Review and Notes)

I am a huge Bill Maher fan. I’ve been watching Politically Incorrect since it debuted in 1993. Maher could be considered the Will Rogers of today’s culture. But Maher is more cutting, dynamic, controversial and cynical than Rogers ever was. Plus Maher has met plenty of people he did not like. Maher’s style is more like H.L. Mencken. Maher and Jon Stewart are the rational minds and voices that Americans need badly.

I’d recommend Maher’s books of essays about politics, media, cancel culture, Trump, education and civil war etc. to anyone interested in current events, history and politics. But I understand that 40% of the country might prefer to listen to Greg Gutfield and The Five. Their loss! I find Maher to be a very fair interviewer on his show, civil and willing to give opposite views from him a fair hearing.

Read the varied essays at your leisure. Maher incorporates humor with his opinions and criticisms. Try it, you may like it…

I have posted some excerpts that caught my eye and mind…

A job in Congress is just so much better than racking the weights at CrossFit, which is what Marjorie Taylor Greene did before she set her crazy eyes on the prize. And once you get the gig, it’s yours for life. The re-election rate in the house for incumbents in 2022 was 95% – – that’s better job security than a pedophile priest has.

Everybody keeps asking, how could a guy (George Santos) like this happen?” I’ll tell you how: because no one cares anymore about substance. It’s all tribalism. The only thing that matters is “is he on our team?” Is he doing our schtick?” Santos is just the first one to realize you could do both sides’ schtick and get away with it because people have completely tuned out anything that doesn’t already fit their narrative.

Americans are far too dim and distracted to responsibly make a (voting) choice in just weeks or even months. Americans actually think it’s a brag to say that they’re cynical about politics and therefore don’t follow it. Don’t flatter yourself. Cynical comes when you know too much; you, on the other hand, haven’t bothered to learn anything.

This country simply has no education standards anymore – – they will let you out of a public high school and give you a diploma and you don’t have to actually know anything. Which used to be a mission of schools: knowing things.

Facebook, Instagram, TikTok – – these are not places to read in the sense of garnering real and valuable information; they are what replaced reading so you’d have more time to take pictures of your dick. Sorry, but staring at your phone doesn’t make you a reader anymore than watching fireworks makes you an astronomer, or getting a tramp stamp makes you ass a museum.

Trump calls the Mueller report “the crazy Mueller report, “and in a way he’s right, because it’s over 400 pages detailing terrible crimes by a corrupt president, yet Mueller doesn’t prosecute. If Dostoevsky had written this report, it would be called “Crime and no Punishment.”

In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump nicknamed his penis “Mike Pence” because it’s not hung like it should be.

Our economy no longer creates a middle class, it sucks it dry. Sometimes “middle class” just means you’re poor but you don’t do meth. And remember, this is the good economy, where 40% of Americans can’t afford a $400 emergency expense and 50 million have nothing saved for retirement. Sorry, but it is not middle-class when your retirement plan is a lotto ticket.

When did the American business model switch from honestly selling you a product to tricking the consumer who doesn’t read the fine print? You ever wonder, “Why is my cell phone contract longer than a CVS receipt?” If you forget to turn off “data roaming” and you go to Vancouver for the weekend, Verizon gets to keep your children. This is the way we do business, and it’s all based on the cynical premise of you fucking up: that they can wear you down, confuse you or count on you to forget.

Before we tackle any of our daunting specific problems here in America, we have to figure out how a country can solve any problem if so, many of its people are so intractably,, astoundingly, mind numbingly stupid. And I’m not saying that as hyperbole or just out of frustration. I mean this country just might be empirically, verifiably too fucking dumb to continue as an ongoing enterprise.

Colleges have turned into giant, luxury daycare centers with overpaid babysitters anxious to indulge every student whim.

Every year at graduation time we witnessed the ritual of commencement addresses, when America’s overrated, gas bags, and wisdom-free celebrities are invited by star fucking universities to come to their school and tell a bunch of spoiled, stoned, debt laden brats things like “You’re only limit is your own imagination” and The world will be a better place for having you in it.”

Before the Internet, you only had to put up with your wingnut uncle on Thanksgiving. Now he’s forwarding you proof that Trump won Arizona and Epstein was murdered by the QAnon shaman. The street corner nut with the sandwich board used to be laughed at; now he’s linked to.

Do you know the reason why advertisers in this country love the 18 to 34 demographic? Because it’s the most gullible. A third of people under 35 say they’re in favor of abolishing the police – – not defunding, but doing away with a police force altogether, which is less of a policy position, and more of a leg tattoo. 36% of millennials think it might be a good idea to try communism.

Is there anything more self-defeating than not using old people as a resource? Not taking advantage of their accumulated knowledge? Everywhere else in the world elders are sought for guidance. In America, elders are sought for TikTok pranks.

Now, I get it, Christians love to feel persecuted – – it’s part of their origin story. But it’s been a long time since anyone was getting eaten by the lions in the Colosseum. 64% of the country is Christian, not to mention every president we’ve ever had, so please don’t tell me, in what universe does it make sense when Sean Hannity says, “The liberal media’s war against religion is alive and well.”

Books on my Nightstand

KODAK Digital Still Camera

Thank God for public libraries!

I keep reading articles about how people don’t read books anymore. Can’t say I’m surprised. I’m often shocked how people, especially young ones, don’t know our country’s history. I am also fascinated about books and other media about Nazi Germany. Some disturbing historical similarities between Germany (1933-1940) and the United States today.

Notes and Asides : Potty Mouths and Pickleball

There can’t be many more stressful and thankless jobs than being the Director of the U.S. Secret Service. Kimberly Cheadle resigned from the job after dodging more bullets from a House Committee meeting yesterday than John Wick running through a gauntlet of assassins. Members of both political parties set their sights on Ms. Cheadle and took their best shots. There also have been complaints about the women who are on Trump’s secret service detail. They were accused of being too small in stature and one female agent was shown having difficutly in unholstering her gun. Best of luck finding a successor in taking a job where any misstep or failure in a very volatile political and violence prone country will get you ridiculed and fired no matter how diligent you and your associates perform.

I thought that having women in high elective office would elevate the national conversation and promote civility. Boy, was I wrong!. Nancy Mace, Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene among others (usually Republican women) have mouths that would embarrass a trucker, rapper or biker.

If you want to guarantee a solid workout playing pickleball, then either play singles or play with a hand-picked group of like-skilled players in a competitive landscape. Do not just go to the park and play 2 hours of pickup and expect it to be a great workout.

The Workout Value Of Pickleball Compared To Other Racquet Sports
Forbes · by Todd Boss · July 22, 2024

I think that the author of the referenced quote did not take into account the age and physical condition of the player. I would agree that for a 20 or 30 year-old, two hours of recreational Pickleball doubles would not be a very good workout. But for someone who is in their 60s or 70s, it constitutes a very good workout.

The Top Athletes of the 21st Century

ESPN just published its list of the top 100 athletes of the 21st-century. Included on the list are people who competed in tennis, basketball, swimming, football, baseball, auto racing, and boxing. These are what I would consider the mainline sports. However, I am not sure that’s where you will find the best “athletes.”

In my mind, a great athlete incorporates the following: (1) stamina, (2) strength, (3) speed (4) agility, (5) reflexes, (6) focus/competitive spirit, and (7) competitive skills to excel in the sport one is performing. For example, Tiger Woods is a great golfer. But does one have to be a great athlete to be a great golfer? Maybe not? Jack Nicklaus. and John Daly were excellent golfers in their heyday, but I would not consider them very good athletes.

My list gives credit to sports and athletes that are not well publicized. For example, a triathlete needs to be an excellent swimmer, biker and runner. Incredible stamina is required as a competition may take place over several hours or even most of the day. There are no triathletes on the ESPN list. There are no CrossFit athletes that are on the ESPN list. That strikes me is a bit odd as ESPN does cover CrossFit competitions.

So here is my list of names that at least should be considered for the top 100 athletes to 21st century:

The Party is Over, Democrats!

So I’m wondering next month at the Democratic national convention, whether Joe Biden will give his concession speech for the presidential election. Why wait till November? It sure looks like a large number of Democrats have thrown in the towel and are already conceding that Donald Trump will be our next president.

I have to admit that Trump and his supporters have been awfully lucky (?) the past few weeks. Not only does Trump survive an assassination attempt but his politically appointed judges have provided incredible cover for his various legal misdeeds. Three months ago, Trump was a convicted felon and established rapist. Now he is anointed as God’s chosen one with polls showing him pulling away from Biden in the presidential race.

But let’s not pass blame on the Democratic Party. They win the cocktail party arguments, get the media endorsements and favorable press coverage but given the political power they have, do not use it effectively. Republicans are ruthless in political power games. They take no prisoners! Democrats return GOP haymakers with gloved hand slaps.

You would think that Merrick Garland would be an inspired avenger against the GOP who blocked him from gaining a Supreme Court seat after being nominated by Barack Obama. However, Trump is largely winning on the legal battlefields. Yesterday, the case against him for hiding and destroying secret documents was dismissed. Even though Trump was found guilty in the Stormy Daniels payoff case, I seriously doubt that he faces any real punishment, especially jail. From my perspective, it looks like the prosecution of Donald Trump was done half assed with very little coordination of effort and timing between State and Federal authorities.

The Democratic Party is weak! They need a “killer” not a feeble old man to take up the fight in the 2024 presidential election. If they choose not to replace Biden with another candidate, I sense that a lot of Democrats and Independents are going to stay home on election day.

Nuclear War:A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen (A Book Review)

Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

So if the reader enjoys horror stories, there is no potential horror story greater than described in this book. What Jacobsen writes about is the end of human civilization. As soon as North Korea sends missiles towards the United States, there really is no mystery on how this story will end. The world is relying on nuclear deterrence. However, if a crazed leader of a country gets an idea in his head or a terrorist group manages to obtain and arm a nuclear warhead, all bets are off.

What Jacobson wrote is not particularly novel. There have been movies and other books which have explained what could happen if there is a nuclear war. This book does contain additional material and references based on her extensive research. The consequences of a nuclear war to mankind is described in horrifying detail.

The author is guessing as to how decision-makers within this type of scenario will respond. At one point, there is indecision by the secretary of defense, who now acting as President, to issue a full out nuclear retaliation. It seems that once the first nuclear rocket is launched, there is no going back. Nuclear winter is described in great detail – – however, very very few of us would experience it, maybe no one.

I remember reading Failsafe when I was a young boy. That book provided no horrific details as to the horrible ways that people would die, be maimed and struggle to survive.

Much of this book is based on the author’s research. She describes the process by which various agencies, military and government officials should follow if a nuclear war is to start. After reading this book, if I anticipate an imminent nuclear attack by a foreign government, I am not going to hide in some basement. I am going to look for away to die quickly before I experience the horror of a nuclear bomb.

A lot of people should read this book before they go vote this November.





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A Nation on Edge: The Dangerous Consequences of Partisan Politics

Donald Trump is a survivor. He has weathered indictments, impeachment attempts, business failures, deep-seated animosity from half the nation, a failed reelection bid, and now, an assassination attempt. This latest incident may not only cast him as a hero but could also bolster his chances of winning the 2024 presidential election.

The occurrence of such an event should not come as a surprise. The volatility, hatred, and intense partisanship that define contemporary American politics inevitably breed violence. The current climate makes such “craziness” almost inevitable.

In the immediate aftermath of the assassination attempt, accusations flew, suggesting that Joe Biden or liberals, implicitly or otherwise, were responsible for the shooting. However, given Trump’s incendiary rhetoric, it could be argued that he was an accomplice to his own shooting. The political polarization pot has been stirred, and the maelstrom is just beginning.

This moment is critical in American history. We are in dire need of sound and rational judgment. Unfortunately, such judgment seems to be lacking among our national political leaders, the media, and, regrettably, within many of our citizenry.

Dick Cavett Books and Review

Brief Encounters: Conversations, Magic Moments, And Assorted Hijinks By Dick Cavett
My rating: 3 of 5 stars


I am going to combine this review with Talk Show: Confrontations, Pointed Commentary and Off-Screen Secrets also written by Dick Cavett. I read these books at the same time. I admire Cavett’s wit, intelligence, humor, and storytelling. I enjoyed his talk show when it was on in the 1970s. Both books were series of short essays and articles that he wrote for the New York Times. Here are some of the people and topics that he covered, and with which I enjoyed: Groucho, Marx, George W. Bush, Johnny, Carson, Muhammad Ali, John Lennon, James Gandolfini, William F Buckley, Elizabeth Taylor, the Vidal – Mailer incident, Richard Nixon, David Letterman etc.

Cavett’s writing is crisp and humorous and as elegant and entertaining as the many interviews that he did on his ABC talkshow.

I doubt that very many readers under 60 years old may know of Cavett, but he was a bit of a cultural icon and hero in my day. His books represent a nostalgic trip for me into the celebrity world of the 1960s and 70s.

Good fun!