According to a recent article in dinkpickleball.com, if you can say “Yes” to five of their following criteria, you may be a pickleball snob:
1. You only play with “good” players
2. You own AT LEAST three paddles
3. You ask for full names so you can look up DUPRs
4. You say, “That’s how the pros play”
5. You scout ahead
6. You judge players by their paddle
7. You have a “Pickleball Coach”

I thought that was a rather pedestrian list so here’s my other signs that you just might be a pickleball snob:

1. You have three or more indoor memberships
2. You play with a different model paddle each day of the week
3. You have a “Pickleball Coach”, dietician, trainer and therapist
4. Joola designed a custom paddle for you
5. You never feel it necessary to buy or bring pickleballs to the court for play
6. You don’t tap paddles at end of games, you offer a dismissive wave to your opponents
7. You judge players by the cars they pull up in
8. You check your iPhone between points