I have been a pro wrestling fan since I was 10 years old. Don’t get me wrong, I know that the results are predetermined, but I still admire the athleticism of many of the professional wrestlers. I have also been intrigued with the narratives and storylines that are so important in professional wrestling. An excellent professional wrestler needs to be a great athlete, but he also must be able to tell a story or have his or her manager tell their story in order to get over with the fans. Donald Trump has participated in a number of WWE storylines and skits in the past. He is still able to get over with his MAGA fans.

Education Secretary Linda McMahon speaking at the 2025 ASU+GSV Summit, an annual gathering of education and learning leaders, where she mistakenly referred to AI (artificial intelligence) as A1 a number of times. I think that Linda, an owner of the WWE with her husband. Vince took a few too many “stunners” from Stone Cole Steve Austin at her old job. In a WWE skit, Linda once portrayed a comatose wife, (rather convincingly,) while her husband was portrayed hitting on beautiful Divas. It’s embarrassing that she is Education Secretary.

WrestleMania takes place this weekend. It is the biggest show for the WWE. Let’s see how well I do in figuring out the winners based on my interpretation of the existing storylines.

Match	Winner	Degree of Certainty
Jacob Fatu LA Knight	Jacob Fatu	98%
Jade Cargill Naomi	Jade Cargill	88%
Logan Paul AJ Styles	Logan Paul	60%
Drew McIntyre Damian Priest	Drew McIntyre	65%
Rey Mysterio El Americano Grande	El Americano Grande	52%
The New Day The War Raiders	The New Day	65%
Dominik Mysterio Penta Bron Breakker Finn Balor	Dominik Mysterio	51%
Bianca Belair Iyo Sky Rhea Ripley	Iyo Sky	51%
Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan Bayley and Lyra Valkyria	Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan	90%
Tiffany Stratton Charlotte Flair	Tiffany Stratton	51%
Jey Uso Gunther	Jey Uso	60%
John Cena Cody Rhodes	John Cena	70%
CM Punk Seth Rollins Roman Reigns	Seth Rollins	52%